red-nosed reindeer
Oh yea, they have gotten this one right. Scientists have now determined that Santa’s reindeer are female! Of course they are. They never get lost, and if they do, they stop and ask for directions. They pack great for trips, but there is that antler thing. I thought that meant boy reindeer.
Not so, it seems that male and female reindeer both grow antlers, so they definitely could be girl-reindeers. I guess the most convincing part of their argument for girls over the guys is the red-nose. Females do like accessories, while it would be tough to get a boy to sport some shiny red bling on their nose.
And of course, there’s that verse about how they called “R” names and wouldn’t play with “R”. Sounds like girls, right?