cowboys
They are America’s Team.
We are the Jags.
They have a history of big wins and Super Bowls.
We have a history of near misses.
They are up and down.
We are up and down.
They have a really big stadium.
We have a really big screen TV.
They have Jerry Jones.
We have a pool and a dog park.
It all depends on which of our QB’s shows up, Bortles or Bortles.
Going with the Jags, and hoping we don’t get embarrassed.